Hi everyone!

I hope all of you had a wonderful years! Usually I write my first blog of the year a little bit earlier then half way through January, but I have to say, 2011 for me seems to already have proven itself that it’s going to be an amazing year for all of us!

Many of us struggled in 2010, losing jobs, homes, family, friends… It was the worst year I have seen in my life time, and I hope that we can move past the struggles and being to rebuild our lives to get back into the “American Dream”.

Most of you know that when I write blogs, they are quite lengthy LOL - sorry for that!! But this one I guarantee will bring a tear to your eye, because it does for me every time I look back at it. But I have to warn you, IT’s WICKED LONG!!!!!!!!

In life, everyone has their place. Everything has a meaning. While we have all heard the terms “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure” and “every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end”… They are quotes that hold truth to them but usually aren’t realized until the future.

I have to thank some people in my life for helping me get to where I am right now in my career, because without them, I wouldn’t be blogging to you today.

So for starters, I have some people I need to thank, and I will let you see how much meeting people and making connections in life can lead to greater things to come; the domino affect is very true.

So with this in mind, the first person on my list that I would like to thank is my one and only, Richie. We met in 2003, and he gave me the opportunity of a life time; to work for Chrysler selling cars, and traveling the world. He was the first person to put me in front of a camera! I did a commercial for the dealership that put me in the local spotlight. Little did I know he would be the man that I will have forever in my life!

From there, I met the second person I want to thank; Tony D - “my big brother”. Tony is my best friend. We are like two peas & a pod and when we hang out, my stomach hurts for days from laughing! Tony pointed out my very first customer on the lot for me, which ended up being my very first car sale… It was a Dodge Intrepid (Brand New). A couple months into the business, I became obsessed with the Dodge Ram trucks with HEMI’s in them. I ended up selling a whole bunch of them in 03 and Tony jokingly made fun of me by saying “what the hell are you, the HemiGirl?” - from that moment on the birth of my career was born. It was all Tony’s fault! Tony then got this idea that I needed to be in this calendar that a radio station had a contest for… he begged and bothered me everyday to enter it and he ended up submitting photos to them. Needless to say, they launched my career to the next level! I ended up being on the cover of their calendar, where I met several people in the entertainment industry. Not only that, but it also gave me an opportunity to be on LIVE radio, with thousands of listeners. ( This would later on help me in life as I was given the opportunity to work with Howard Stern & Ronnie on SIRIUS )

From there, I met the third person I want to thank, Ralph Riccardi. I was working a charity event for Matt Light (Patriots Player) and Ralph was shooting video for the event. He asked me to do a promo spot for him and we connected right away! We began to work together on several occasions filming fun stuff around New England. Ralph then introduced me to the fourth person I want to thank; a man who is like my grandfather (lol literally) and an idol to me, Mr. George Barris. Oddly enough, my life was slated to meet him because I just happened to be working an event that both Ralph & George were working together! Meeting George Barris was a dream come true! And yes, I do mean that because he is well into his 80s and meeting the guy who made the ORIGINAL Bat Mobile from the 1960’s is something not many people can say; let alone getting the opportunity to sit in it!! Ralph brought me to Hollywood for the first time ever!! I met SO many people in LA and little did I know at the time, it would lead me on to do some extraordinary things in my life that I would never have imagined possible. Ralph put me on a whole new level and helped me brand my nickname “HemiGirl”, which George fell in love with. Without my video’s from Ralph, I don’t think I’d be where I am today. Not only did Ralph introduce me to George, but he introduced me the fifth person I want to thank; Gary Conlogue. Gary is a photographer from Myrtle Beach, who would years later, be someone who captured the most moving moment in my life; my guardian angel in pure form.

But how are all these people connected?

Well… a few years ago I met Mike Suska, the sixth person I would like to thank, and makes the “six degrees of separation” a very true statement. Mike contacted me about being a “Patriot Girl” - an elite group of models that represents the idea of who we are supposed to be as far as being “Americans”. His concept was about supporting our troops, law enforcement, and those who protect us and keep us safe - something I am very passionate about. Mike introduced me to the next person in my life that I want to thank; a man named Bob Bullard. Bob is an AMAZING photographer that I had wanted to work with for a very long time but never had the chance to do so until Mike gave me the opportunity to make the connection. Bob and I connected immediately and ever since then it has been an great relationship and an outstanding friendship. I consider Bob one of the closest people I have in my life that I have connected to on a business level and on a personal level. And I am honored to have been given the opportunity to work with him!

From there, Mike gave me the opportunity of a LIFE TIME - a photo shoot in the Dominican Republic at a private villa owned by a man who represents the idea of simplicity & class; Mr. Jason Matthews. I have to thank Mike for giving me the opportunity to meet Jason, because without Mike, I would have never met him!

Jason Matthews is the owner of Villa Castellamonte, a beautiful place that is located on the North Coast of the Dominican Republic that will make you forget that time exists. I am SO thankful to have met Jason, because little did I know, he and his family would be probably one of the coolest families I’ve ever met!

When I first signed up for the trip that Mike offered me, he gave me the opportunity to ask any photographers I know who would want to go with me. I asked Gary…. Gary is just flat out AWESOME. The only way I can describe him is thinking of Yogi Bear (LOL). Cool, funny and just a big ol’ goof that you could never hate! I introduced Gary to Jason - and they made a connection of a quality friendship for the past few years.

Again, what does this have to do with everything?

December 31, 2010, Richie & I went to NYC to celebrate my 25th birthday and watch the ball drop. Standing there in the freezing cold I asked myself “What the hell am I going to do in 2011?” I had not made a resolution. I simply said, let it be in God’s hands and the way will be shown to me. A few days later, while lost in my own thoughts, I came up with the concept of creating the HemiGirls 2012 DOOMSDAY Calendar. I decided to create the website, showed it to Jason and talked to him about shooting down at the Villa, and that’s where everything started falling into place. I then asked Bob to come along with me on this project. From there, Bob & I worked profusely on TEAMHEMI. And of course, Gary was already on my photographers list seeing how he and Jason became friends. From there, I met the most amazing and talented group of photographers and models through my online contest for my 2012 HemiGirls DOOMSDAY Calendar Search. And I am proud to say that they will all be traveling with me to the Dominican Republic, to meet the man that basically made my dreams turn to reality. So I want to thank all of my staff of TEAMHEMI for being a part of my life’s goals and I hope that my choices helps make your 2011 the absolute best year that it can be; one that is memorable and one that will help you make your connections to those who will later on have great meaning to you in life. I want to thank all my 2012 models, Carmella, Nikki, Ashley, Cassandra, Chelsie, Danielle, Amy, Scarlette, Michaela, Shannon, & Kimberly. And I want to thank my photographers, Bob, Gary, Mike, RJ, Kim & Sexy Skin Magazine. This truly is the dream team!

Oddly enough, Ralph is in the midst of working out a deal to film my project for network TV, so we will see how this all pans out!

The point of this wicked long blog is to show all of you something…

It is not made up, it is the real deal. And honestly, it made me want to thank those who have helped me out in my career, because you never know who will touch your life, and you never know when they will be gone.

The following piece is something that I wrote while in the Dominican Republic the first time around. I experienced a tragedy while I was down there. Yes it was hard to put a smile on my face while in front of a camera because deep down inside I felt like I just wanted to cry. And I did… and so did almost every person on that trip cried with me. But not only was it for my loss, it was for something truly miraculous that happened. And Gary caught it all on camera.

So please read this old blog below and realize this: Life has a meaning… if you are on the right path God will show you…

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Messages From Above
Current mood: blessed
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
As most of us TapouT fans, I am having a difficult time mourning the loss of a dear and inspiritional friend of mine, Charles “Mask” Lewis.

Although many of us are saddened by this, I must say that there’s not a whole lot of people who knew Mask like it did. Mask was a trip. He loved everyone he met, and he would stand in the way of anything negative that would arise and he would always make you laugh. He’d give you the clothes off his back and the shoes off his feet just to help your dreams come true.

He was a very inspirational person, he would leave me text messages with quotes that he’d make up…

two of his most recent quotes; some of my last text messages from him

“Being a dream come true is as simple as helping someone’s dreams come true.”

“Doubt doesn’t dictate destiny, decision does.”

When I sit back and read through pages upon pages of text messages from Mask, it really makes me sad that such a wonderful person has passed… but it also makes me smile because I was fortunate enough to have known him. We definitely had some pretty good laughs!

Mask was the type of person that would send you a text at 5am knowing that you were asleep just to try and wake you up… Ha he did that to me last week..

I remember during the filming of season 2 that he took my Dodge Charger out for a ride… I said “Dude, don’t fuck with it, you crash it you own it!”

his reply….

he stuck his head out the window of my car, laughed his unforgettable laugh… and burned rubber at the top of the street…

that is just Mask…

He was the most respectable person I have ever met but most of all, he promised me the world and delivered it. That goes a long way, especially in the entertainment industry. He gave me a chance, he believed in me. Never would he ever put someone in harms way.

My connection with Mask..
As most of you know, I own my own entertainment company that is based around selling T-shirts… hence HemiFashion ~ Driven By Fashion.

When I met Mask we learned that we both shared a similar story as to how we started out in this industry… I too started with the license plate on my car… which reads HEMI85 …. he started TapouT with TapouT 3… Having known this, Mask believed in my dream and gave me an opportunity of a life time to put my stuff out there in the main stream…. by letting me wear my HemiGirl T-shirt on national TV during the filming of Season 2…By even allowing me to be a huge part of his show… which ironically is the last episode that I got to film with him for Season 2.

As time went on he recommended that I do a little more of an edgy design and offered some tips and pointers, which has lead me to my second design in my T-shirts….

They aren’t finished yet but I had some of them printed up before I went to Dominican Republic this past week…. I decided to bring it with me and do a photoshoot while I had the models available…. my dream like Mask’s is to be successful..

On Wedensday night while down in D.R, I turned on my cell phone only to read tons of texts with the tragic news… and I cried for hours with doubt and disbelief to think that someone I was so close to was now gone… someone who has helped me mark a milestone in my career.

On Thursday I did the photoshoot with the models wearing HemiFashion… I picked a random spot in the yard… and what I am about to show you is not doctored or edited… it is the real deal… and I know for a fact that Mask’s spirit is alive… as he believed in me and I believed in him… and I believe this was a clear sign that my dream is very much alive..

This photo was one of the photos taken in the shoot…. after the shoot all of the models went to the beach… the photographer Gary stayed behind… he had fallen asleep and was woken up by a very bright light and to his surprise… he soon realized that he was the messenger…

Had this been any other day it wouldn’t mean anything… but having this be within 8 hours of hearing of Mask’s death and having it be indentical to the spot I was standing in is really his message to me…

BELIEVE

Click on the photos to see them large!

Identical spot to where I was standing just hours earlier…

From the deck of my bedroom at the Villa…

Over the entire house..

Charles & I for the filming of TapouT on VERSUS TV… He gave me a chance to show the world who I am..

Watch this video - in it you will see he allowed me to wear my “HemiGirl” shirt on his shoot… even though the shoot was for TapouTs line of apparel. This man truly was and still is my inspiration.
RIP - But I know your with me!

PS- November 2010 I launched my fashion line!! I finally finished that chapter of my life =) Check it out www.HemiFashion.com

Hello all!

For those of you who have requested my address to send me fan mail, Christmas cards and Birthday cards, here is my address!! I look forward to getting mail!!!

xo
Hemi

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Local Celebrity Makes The Digital Life Sacrifice For AIDS

As we are approaching the end of 2010, I am looking back on how this year went. And while I will admit, this year was a very rough year not only for me, but for a lot of people, I still have some things that I am thankful for. And that is life.

Many people have suffered a great deal in 2010 with the loss of their homes, their jobs, illness and disease, natural disasters, famine.. but in the end, the year 2010 has proved to be a year of record setting random acts of kindness. And I am so thankful to have such wonderful and giving people in my life.

This year I set up a fundraiser for the Wounded Warrior Project called “The 1st Annual All Smoke No Mirrors Run” I am proud to say that just a small group of people from all over New England joined me to raise money for this cause.

This year, my family had their 3rd annual fundraiser for the Christopher Catanese Childrens Foundation to help raise money to build an orphanage in Haiti, as well as raising money for children who are in need all around the world. And with that, I am thankful to be a part of the acts of kindness that people have shown for our causes.

On Wedensday, December 1st, 2010, I among hundreds, if not thousands of people will make a pledge, and say goodbye to my facebook page and my twitter until $1 Million Dollars is raised for Alicia Keys’ “Keep A Child Alive” Charity. I will be joining celebs like Lady Gaga, Kim Kardashian, Justin Timberlake, Katie Holmes, Jennifer Hudson, Ryan Seacrest, Usher, Serena Williams, Elijah Wood, Jay Sean, Keys’ husband Swizz Beats, Khloe Kardashian, Willow and Jaden Smith.

Keep a Child Alive provides medication and first-class care to children with AIDS in Africa and India, as well as support for the millions of children orphaned by AIDS. You can get more information here or here. The organization is also selling T-shirts with bar codes, which will make a donation when scanned by a cell phone.

My last post to my facebook and twitter accounts will be made on Tuesday night… and I will not post anything until $1 Million dollars has been raised! It is my Digital Sacrifice! I encourage all of you to make a bold statement to the world and show everyone how powerful giving the gift of life really is by giving up your own, in a digital life sacrifice.

Visit Buylife.org on Wednesday to get the latest on stars’ digital deaths. And remember: Only you have the power to bring me back to life!!

Text “BUYLIFE” to 90999 or enter your mobile number to give $10.

This is my pledge, please join me!

<3 Hemi

So… My “big bro” Tony D has been begging me for like a year now to upload some of his funny videos to my facebook page… The last time I uploaded videos of him to my facebook page, he got it deleted. So what I did was I pieced together a whole bunch of clips from his funny antics over the years and made a little montage lol, but I have to post it on my blog so that my facebook page doesn’t get deleted again because there’s a little “obscene” content LMFAO

So here you go Tone, put that big ass size 13 on and kick it for the homies!!!!

Tony D’s Antics from HemiGirl on Vimeo.

Some of the funniest videos of my big bro lol the funniest kid i know!

Now, If I smoked, I would start this blog off by sitting here and lighting one up saying “here’s to you life, just show me where to go”.

We all know that I am spontaneous. When I wake up in the morning I am the laziest person on earth. I don’t want to get out of bed, I just want to sleep for another 20 minutes.. and maybe another 10. I get up out of bed, go to work and mosy on by with whatever it is that I am doing until around 3pm when I get this spike of energy and I want to go to the mall, go tanning, get my hair done, fly to Vegas for dinner and wake up in Hong Kong all within 24 hours.

Some say I’m crazy. Some people over the years have come to hate me. But I say oh well. I don’t care. Because life, is a reason.

Not to take into consideration that I am still considered very “young” I have seen and been though a lot. And definitely have experienced things that only about 1% of the population gets to experience. I live life on the edge of my seat. My friends hate that. No one can ever make plans with me because I don’t know until the very last minute.

I’m late for everything… I’d even go as far as saying that if I died tomorrow, I would be late for my own funeral!

But that’s whats fun about life to me. The spontinatey of it. Because truly, you really never know what’s going to happen, or what’s waiting for you around the corner. (Yea I just totally made up that word lol).

With that in mind, I dedicate this blog to my late uncle Nelson. I have written about him a couple times in the past and this one I promised a friend that I would write. It just took me some time to write it because it took some time to digest. It’s a bit of a crazy thing, but its part of my life.

I do know that not a lot of people are believers in the paranormal and I have to say that I actually witnessed a skeptical believer get freaked out.

For me, this event was purely the light signing down upon me telling me that I am on the correct path of my life every step of the way, and that I am destined to do what I do. I was born to be “HemiGirl” and God just proved it to me. And as stupid as it may sound, it is a day that I will never forget. Ever.

It was sometime a couple months ago I was in NYC for a broadcast on SIRIUS Howard 101 to do the auto show. I’d taken the train down from Boston earlier that morning, did the evening broadcast and I was chillin’ out with my Ronnie; as usual after the shows.. Before I left the building I had stalled a bit, chit chatting with people inside about how the show went, no big deal. I left about a good 20 minutes after we normally leave. As I was walking out of the elevator, a man walked out in front of me with two guys on each side of him. No big deal. He walked out the SIRIUS building about 40 seconds before I did and all I saw when I opened the door behind him were cameras flashing from all directions. Ronnie and I were directly in the middle of a sea of people taking pictures of this man, obviously a rockstar. As Ronnie and I started to walk away from the crowd I heard the man say something and my heart stopped. Something told me to turn around and go back turn around and go back. I told Ronnie hey now, hold on a minute I gotta see who this guy is I just have this weird feeling. As I turned around and started back towards the man I realized who he was and nearly fainted, screamed, cried, laughed and died all at the same time. The man in front of me, that rockstar that was in a sea of adoring fans and swarming photographers was none other then the front man to my uncle Nelson’s FAVORITE band, Iron Maiden. I simply walked up to him and said “Bruce, my uncle Nelson passed away, you were his favorite, he would have killed to be standing in my shoes right now, and I’d like the honor of having an autograph.” The ironic part of this was that I had nothing for him to sign, I had no idea who he even was at first, and the only thing I had on me was one of my HowardTV post cards. I took it out, flipped it over and had him sign the HowardTV logo.

At that moment, I realized that I was where I needed to be in life, and that my uncle will forever be there with me by my side.

After I got the autograph, I walked back to Ronnie almost in tears and he had asked me what the hell I was upset about. So I explained to him that I had an uncle that I was very close with, who passed away last year. His favorite band was Iron Maiden. His dream, something he forever wished for, was to be able to meet the guys of Iron Maiden. I fulfilled his dream. For one moment, just one moment, I felt my uncle living vicariously though me.

Ronnie and I began to walk and talk passing by shops in Time Square as I was telling him about my uncle and his passing. He was freaked out that he had just experienced something paranormal with me. He was so amazed at what had happened. And the crazier part, if I hadn’t stalled for 20 minutes I would have never met the guy.

Doesn’t that make you freak out? It just makes you think…. what would your life be like if you waited 10 minutes or were early by 20…. was it meant to be???

As we were walking he stopped in the middle of the sidewalk and said hey look! I looked in the window and we both looked at one another and said “that’s fucked up”. In the window of a shop on 7th Ave, where a New York Yankees t-shirt would normally sit, was an Iron Maiden T-shirt. It was something so abnormal it was almost a divine intervention. Not only was it an Iron Maiden t-shirt, it was the same t-shirt that I had bought him (Nelson) for Christmas the year before he died. It looked like it came from the 80s, it had that worn look to it. And it was simply amazing. He’d never worn that shirt either, he told me that the day something special happens in my life is the day he will wear it. This worn looking shirt was just something that I would never ever see on a normal day in the window or even ever again. It was at that moment that I knew that this is who I am, this is who I should be, and this is where I need to be going. I am on the right path.

All of this was completely random and just because of circumstances of time, I fulfilled a dream of someone who had passed on. And I KNOW that if anyone in my family experienced this, they wouldn’t have appreciated it like I did. We had that connection and this was something meant for me to experience.

The very next morning I walked around the corner out of my apartment down to 7th Ave to that store that had the Iron Maiden T-shirt in the window. And to my surprise, it was replaced with a Yankee’s t-shirt. I called Ronnie right away and said hey, your never going to believe this but that t-shirt is gone… and he simply said that is just freaky. Although he did mention that he thought about going back and buying it for me but wasn’t sure if it would upset me. How sweet <3 I love my mambo man. I am grateful that I had him with me to share such an experience. It helps you know you are still in reality.

I said that I was going to have the autograph laminated and I was going to bury it in the dirt above his grave.. but I never got around to doing it. My heart feels I should keep it in my bag as my good luck charm, just like he kept photos of me as a child all the way through high school in his wallet.

I’ve visited him a couple of times since. And our visits always go the same. I stop, I sit, I close my eyes and say “whats up Nelson how’s life?” and I play him songs from whatever is in my iPhone, pumping music into the ground.

The last song I played for him was Iron Maiden “The Trooper”, off the album Somewhere Back in Time, because somewhere back in time my existence was pre-determined, and my life is the reason.

Rock on Iron Maiden! Horns up to you guys! And horns up forever to my uncle Nelson. I’ll be seeing you again someday….. man I almost wrote soon. God I hope not that would suck lol

Well, for starters, I feel like the summer is almost gone. We get like 10 hot days and I’m stuck inside working all day and didn’t get to enjoy one day of the amazing weather; and now everyone’s lawn’s are brown and brittle. Brown and brittle reminds me of August, not the first two weeks in July!!! Although I must admit, I can’t wait for August to come, I mean after all, August is my month!!! So all of my Howard fans will be looking at me on their desk or on their wall when they want to go and find out that they missed their girlfriends birthday… hahahaah i’m evil lol.

But anyway, I am a bit mad at myself, I have definitely let my new lifestyle take over everything. I have been working a regular everyday job (which sucks) like a normal person and I’ve discovered that there’s not enough hours in a day to do all of the things that I do. I act, I model, I work full time and I go to school part time…. and lately its mostly my job and school. So the time I am spending on the computer now is much less.

So to keep everyone up to date… Yes I am going to be doing my HemiGirls calendar this year. It will be my third consecutive year!!! And I thank all of you who supported me along the way! This year is going to bring it to an all new level, as I am taking it from a different approach. It’s going to be a more viral marketing thing for me. By 2011 the HemiGirls brand will be global!!! Now THAT’S exciting!!

As for me, I haven’t been modeling as much, and I know that I have a ton of you out there who either want to shoot with me or that I want to shoot with and I promise that I will create more time in my schedule just for modeling before this summer really does end.

For those of you who are my PlayboyLive.com fans, I am sorry I haven’t been on to chat with you all but I will be back soon! I am clearing out my schedule to dedicate time to you all!

For those of you who personally want me in your pocket you can call me anytime at 760-575-HEMI - yes that is my personal cell phone! If you text me I will receive it, but I will not receive images. You can text me anytime and I will answer you! I am waiting for my newest update so I can actually send you guys videos from my phone as I go about my daily business…. I will let you know when that is complete.

Hmm what else..

Oh! Yea, my magazine cover! While I have been on the cover of calendars and newspapers, Sexy Skin Magazine is the first magazine cover that I have made! Do check it out at www.SexySkinMagazine.com for the month of July 2010!

And for my political cronies, don’t you worry… I am working on some things. I’ve kept my mouth shut for a while there because evidently when you want to be in Hollywood you have to pretend like the Goracle and nobama are Jesus and his side kick.. I mean its not like Rom Emmanuel’s brother is Mel Gibson’s manager anymore! Who would have thought Hollywood moved to DC!

So everyone stick around, I will be chugging away at everything and it will all be worth it in the end.

Love you guys!
Hemi

My brain works in over drive. Every second of every minute my mind is like watching a trippy screen saver in HD.

I have ADHD, or as my closest friends like to put it, “Anthony Deluca in High Def”. (Yea Tony is definitely the meaning of ADHD in fact, I think he was the one who started it! I love ya Tony!)

Anyway..

So I’m writing you all a blog to catch you up to speed on everything, well ALMOST everything thats been going on in my life because I haven’t had much time to myself to share anything with you. I’ve been working a lot. A WHOLE LOT! I got a new job. It’s interesting, kinda boring at times, but it’s cool because it connects me to the entire world in 60 seconds. One minute I’m talking to someone in Tokyo, another minute England… It’s sort of adding some cultural spice to my life, different accents, interacting with people in different countries. It’s cool. Pays well too. So I like it. I just don’t care for the hours. It’s a lot of hours at a time….

Oh but yes I still work for Chrysler as well… and I am still the HemiGirl.. I just needed another job to save up for something BIG coming up, and pay down some of those credit cards I seemed to bury myself in.

So anyway, for those of you who are confused, YES I did dye my hair brown. Why? I dunno? Impulse I guess?? Maybe it was a cleansing… I just learned that when people get rid of friends or boyfriends they tend to cut their hair change the color of it or pull a Britney…. so I guess my only option was to change the color hahahaha right? I guess…

But really, I felt that my portfolio needed a little more kick to it, and since I am in the real working world, I felt that I needed a look less stripper esq. Everyone looks at blondes and assumes strippers…. But I DO LOVE being a blonde. And I am sure I will be back to blonde one day. But for now, I am going the conservative sexy route. My bombshell days are over for now.

In the mean time, I’ve started a couple new projects, some of with you will be seeing soon! (yay) and I will be updating some stuff all the way around to bring you more of me. This year is almost half way over and I need to kick it up a notch with my career.

Aside from modeling and working, I have school… I loved that I went back to school. I am majoring in criminal justice and right now I am in the middle of it all, unsure if I’m going to the right side, or the dark side…. I do want to be a lawyer, my mother always told me I would make a great lawyer because all I do is argue. Isn’t that the truth! I like MOST of my classes, except for one. But that’s a whole later discussion.

So moving forward to a couple of weeks ago, before we got blasted with 10 feet of rain and we were building Noah’s arch number 2.. I had called Verizon to come and install a telephone line and another internet line in my house so that I can have a business line etc etc… they scheduled me… then the first rain came… and I got rescheduled…. and the second rain came…. and I got rescheduled… and so finally a guy shows up this morning…

He’s got me all hooked up and ready to go tells me that it works leaves a blue card on my desk and is out the door. I move all of my computer shit over to the new work area and low and behold…. the new jack doesn’t work. “What the fuck”. So now I am aggravated so typical that this happens to me. Meanwhile the guy that installed the jack was kinda cute, so I didn’t really care what he was doing in the house but I did get to finding out that there is Fios hooked up at the bottom of my pole…..

And that’s when it happened……

My brain went into over-drive!

And it literally in my head sounded something like this “Fios?? Wait, thats Fios? This stupid Goddamn town I hate this stupid rich little town always fighting with the people snooty bastards make us pay up the ass in taxes and can’t even negotiate a rate to get Fios in here because they want a cut? Thats SO bullshit. That Fios is on MY pole and its in MY yard and its on MY property line….. silence ….. waaaaaaait a second, does that mean that I can file a lawsuit against the town on my behalf because they have placed Fios on MY pole in MY yard and the town wont let Verizon turn it on because THEY haven’t reached an agreement yet?????? Will that work??? Can I do that??? Damn that’s a good idea I wonder if there’s a law for that. I wonder if I can really go after them. I’m sure I can there has to be a way because I’m entitled to it now that its on my pole…. yea….. yea… I’m gonna go on and write a blog about this and see what everyone else thinks!!!!”

LMAO and there you have it… within ONE minute, that’s what went through my head……

So yea…. what’s everyone’s thoughts on this?? Will I make a good lawyer lol and you think I can get Fios that way????

ps- Thank you Tony for telling me that It’s Noah’s Ark and not Noah’s “Arch”

LMFAO I SHOULD HAVE STAYED BLONDE!

I need your help!!!

As most of you know I was Miss Howard TV for the month of August 2009.

Currently there is a contest to be Miss Howard TV of the Year and I need your help to get me there!!!

I need as many votes as possible! You can vote as many times as you’d like and you can vote everyday!!!

Please help me win the Miss Howard TV of the year!

Thank you for your support

xox
Melissa
aka
HemiGirl

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DON’T MISS THE GRAND OPENING OF FATE (F8) with DJ Kristen Kastaway hosted by the HemiGirl

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Mash Up / House - Doors Open at 10 pm
HemiGirl Entertainment™ & Kastaway Kreations present the Grand Opening of FATE - F8

FOXBORO’S FIRST NIGHT CLUB EXPERIENCE!!!

DJ Kristen Kastaway & the HemiGirl ~ Melissa Anne Teixeira have teamed up to open their first night club in Foxboro MA with Showcase LIVE! Together they starred on the popular reality TV show TapouT and have been working together as a duo across the entertainment world. As time progressed their relationship seemed to be sealed together with only one explanation - FATE!

Come join us and celebrate the Grand Opening of FATE - F8 with DJ Kristen Kastaway and the HemiGirl!

* $10 COVER WITH FREE PARKING!!!

* VIP TABLES AVAILABLE!

* MORE SPECIALS TO BE ANNOUNCED!

THIS IS A 21+ EVENT PROPER ID & DRESS REQUIRED

www.KristenKastaway.com

Visit www.ShowcaseLIVE.com for directions and venue information.

To purchase tickets visit TicketMaster.com

CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE TICKETS!

“WHAT’S YOUR FATE ~ EXPERIENCE IT”