I need your help!!!

As most of you know I was Miss Howard TV for the month of August 2009.

Currently there is a contest to be Miss Howard TV of the Year and I need your help to get me there!!!

I need as many votes as possible! You can vote as many times as you’d like and you can vote everyday!!!

Please help me win the Miss Howard TV of the year!

Thank you for your support

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Melissa
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DON’T MISS THE GRAND OPENING OF FATE (F8) with DJ Kristen Kastaway hosted by the HemiGirl

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Mash Up / House - Doors Open at 10 pm
HemiGirl Entertainment™ & Kastaway Kreations present the Grand Opening of FATE - F8

FOXBORO’S FIRST NIGHT CLUB EXPERIENCE!!!

DJ Kristen Kastaway & the HemiGirl ~ Melissa Anne Teixeira have teamed up to open their first night club in Foxboro MA with Showcase LIVE! Together they starred on the popular reality TV show TapouT and have been working together as a duo across the entertainment world. As time progressed their relationship seemed to be sealed together with only one explanation - FATE!

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“WHAT’S YOUR FATE ~ EXPERIENCE IT”

What the hell is wrong with society today? Seriously…

I am all for technology and new way of communication by social networking but really, its starting to get out of control. We live in a society today where people text people sitting two feet away from them! And they do it so much that airplanes like Virgin America had to come up with a new mechanism called “Seat 2 Seat Texting”. Good job to that airline, I wonder if they ever thought about how that can change “security”!

Granted, I jumped on the myspace bandwagon in the very beginning just like everyone else did, and when I did, I came across this chick Tila Tequila. I thought “who is that?!” and then I started to look at her page. I was like hmm this girl seems pretty cool, I’m gonna add her as a friend. The more people who joined myspace the more people that added her as friends. At one point she boasted that she was “friends” with Tom and that he set her up on myspace as a favor. But evidence of that soon disappeared, kinda like everything else that she posts up and then takes down because she types before she thinks! It’s like her fingers have a mind of their own.

Over the years I watched Tila transform herself into this self proclaimed diva, and after the movies and the magazine covers, she tuned into a total bitch, shutting everyone down and trash talking celebrities that she’s never met for attention! For some odd reason, people find her interesting, not because she’s hot, its because she should be the experiment of a doctor looking how to fix psychosis.

Obviously she knows that she has a split personality - we’ve all met “Jane”. People who normally speak/tweet/type referencing themselves in the third person are definitely off their rocker.

But the biggest thing that upsets me the most is that this chick claimed to be “not sure” “kinda bi” “straight” and now “completely lesbian” all within like a 6 month period. What really funny about this was if she was ACTUALLY GAY, then she would actually RESPOND to her FEMALE fan base, not just the male fan base. She only responds to ugly females and avoids competition all together. She’s not gay, she’s just an idiot.

SO let me tell you about my experience with Miss Tequila…

My manager wanted me to come down to this club in Rhode Island and make an appearance so I can network, because in my industry, networking is the key to success. So I came to this club and sat down in the VIP booth and waited about an hour. I was pretty much the only person in the booth aside from the DJ, the gogo’s and a couple bouncers in and out. I was sitting in Tila’s booth so of course the crowd was curious as to who I was. I just sat there texting and waiting and sipping on a sprite. Finally, about 12:45am comes and Miss thang walks through the front door, up the stairs and into the VIP that I was siting in and mumbles ” who the fuck is this bitch? ”

Her crowd pushed through everyone making way for the princess and she bounced around in this robe like jacket covering her Halloween costume. Her manager kept staring at me. Really funny about her manager. Her manager is actually her sister! So don’t let Tila fool you about how she’s not close to her family… because it’s all an act.

So meanwhile, Tila grabs the mic and started to welcome everyone for coming out. After she got that out she said “Soooo do ya’ll wanna see what I’m wearin under here?!! Everybody wanna see my Halloween costume??!!!”

and so she takes it off like a stripper…

Of course the crowd wanted to see what she was wearing, but never did she expect the crowd to gasp when she took her clothes off! LOL

Apparently Miss Tila was wearing a New York Yankees costume!!! When she heard the gasp of people booing her costume she asked why?! And everyone started to laugh at her. She then went on to say

“WHAT ARE YA’LL TALKIN ABOUT WHY ARE YOU LAUGHIN AT ME? I MEAN NEW YORK IS A PART OF NEW ENGLAND - RIGHT??!”

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tila realized her goof up..

I GUESS SHE DIDN’T GET THAT MEMO! New York is *NOT* a part of New England & New England = Red Sox fans!

STRIKE 1!!!

So she sits down and immediately started texting… all night she was texting, twittering not that much but definitely texting. While she was texting her manager didn’t seem to care that her shirt was falling off and that her management team were getting totally out of control.

Finally everyone in the booth starts to drink and Tila moved over to sit next to me - *remember, she’s allergic to alcohol” it only took her an hour to do it!

She sat next to me for almost 10 minutes without saying hi… just texting. So I started twittering… and I said to myself “watch this this is the only way I’m gonna get her to say hi to me is if I tweet her ass”

So I did…

I went and logged on to twitter and tweeted “Yo, I’m sittin right next to you aren’t you gonna say hi?”

20 seconds later she looked up and me and said “OHHH IS THAT YOU?? HA HA”

Nooo shit im the only chick in this booth! So then she started talkin to me and I thought she was nice for a minute. She offered me a drink and a photo-opp and then her manager (sister) had to come over and tell me to stop talking to her.

Shortly after that Tila left the building. Got paid THOUSANDS to show up - showed up late and left early. Everyone was PISSED.

Meanwhile, I have this entire VIP booth now all to myself… and now that Tila was gone, I thought fuck it why not let some peeps up in here. And I did.

Point is, this was about a month after her Shawne Merriman incident. If she was truely a lesbian like she admitted right after the incident, she wouldn’t have called me a bitch before meeting me. And second thing, this was literally like a month before she met Casey Johnson. How do you go from a HUGE football player to a female who’s father just so happens to own a HUGE football TEAM! Does anyone see any irony here?

Aside from this girl being a crazy psycho and Shawne should have choked the bitch out completey so we don’t have to deal with her anymore, she keeps stating that she “runs Hollywood” and her new “dating site” is doing great - um? I think it’s doing great because your ass is naked on it all the time. And then you took it over board by pulling out a tampon on video and blaming it on Shawne.

Funny how your lawyers forced you to take these videos down. But that doesn’t meant that we won’t be able to find them.

Just recently she tweeted that she’s an “angel” send down by God to do God’s work. And that she had to “blend in” with humans. Um last I checked, regular people don’t go parading around acting like a whore and masturbating to a bunch of 15 year olds watching you on Ustream!

The thing that makes me sick about this is that first of all, she is using God’s name in vain because she certainly isn’t “angel sent by God”. She is EVERYTHING God does not want teaching society how to behave. And the sad part is, her fan base pretty much consists of adolescent teenagers who are in the “rebel against your parents” stage and they took to Tila for advice and this is how we end up with kids who had true legit problems. While this chick is out having fun acting like a fool, she forgets that whatever she does will be instilled into a teenagers head as OK, because “they saw Tila do it”

Also, she is a liar and has lied about many many things, and contradicts herself on different interviews where she said she isn’t pregnant but blast on twitter that the “baby daddy” is from someone who served in the armed forces. She also posts photos of weapons and all kinds of things. But what she doesn’t realize is that thats probably not a good idea, especially if you don’t have a license for them!

So seriously people, take half of what you see and none of what you hear from this girl because 90% of it is all bullshit. She is just a money hungry gold digger who will eat her way through the last donkey dick while filming for MTV if there was a million dollar tree see inside of it!

Tila I think your next boyfriend should be a cop because you could use some protection, and take some abuse!

Parents, don’t let your kids be TilaTarded!

This is SO EXCITING!!!!!!

I have NEVER EVER seen and overwhelming number of cars on the road with republican sticks all over them in Massachusetts!!! Everywhere I turn, someone has a Vote Scott Brown sign in the windows of their car. I saw one on an overpass, I saw one taped to a box truck! I saw people beeping and waving at other people driving by because they had a Scott Brown sign in their window!!!!!!

THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!! THIS IS MASSACHUSETTS!!!!!!!!

I am so excited to see people really rallying around and getting together and speaking up against this “transparent” government in Washington today.

As I mentioned in yesterdays blog (Pt. 2) the DNC has taken over Martha’s ad campaign in hopes of buying her that senate seat. Today the Clinton’s announced their arrival in Massachusetts, in hopes of standing by Coakley’s side to rally the (what once used to look like a) Democratic state.

This past week President Barack Obama was indecisive as to whether or not he was going to show up to Massachusetts to help Coakley win that empty Senate seat. But now that he has realized that this seat is the most important seat in the health care bill, that he has now made a decision that he will be in Massachusetts to “cheer on” his fellow Democrat. If a Republican wins the seat, it will kill the health care bill. So now everything that Obama has been fighting for the past year he’s been in office is all on the line. Obama’s reputation, and his entire party are on the line here. Basically, he’s coming to try and save his own ass.

He is coming to yell at all Massachusetts residents who are changing party affiliations and voting for the opposition. This is quite funny because like Coakley, Obama has something in common with her. He too assumed that because Massachusetts is a Democratic state, there was no need for him to come to this state to rally for a Presidential victory, because he would already win it by default.

Well now, it looks like the tables have started to turn a little bit!

Check this out. As mentioned in Pt. 1 of this entire blog, Martha Coakley is the Attorney General for the state of Massachusetts. She is top dog to the state troopers. She is their boss, they work for her.

But just because they work for her, doesn’t mean they like her, and that doesn’t mean that they HAVE to vote for her…

If this doesn’t make a bold statement I don’t know what does!

Massachusetts State Police Endorse Scott Brown!

And even New York has shown support!

Rudy Guliani - *9.11 Hero* Endorses Scott Brown in Boston!

Just in the past few days, Scott Brown has seen a surge of support pouring in from all over Massachusetts. Just because we are Massachusetts residents, and it happens to be a blue state, doesn’t mean that we all like you Mr. Obama! And it definitely doesn’t mean that we like what you are shoving down our throats! You have never been to Massachusetts and seen what it is like for a family to get by in this state!

Check this one out, Obama tries to address Massachusetts…

Listen to this clip of people on the streets of Boston! This doesn’t sound like people want what you want Mr. Obama!

Scott Brown has left his mark, and he is a man with integrity and incredible wit. To create an ad that compares himself to JFK and be able to take his words and apply them to today’s economy is amazing!

So on that note, I will end this blog segment with this video. Please watch it and pay attention.

History has a way of repeating itself…

Evidently the DNC see’s Scott Brown as a threat to the Democratic party, as a win for him in Massachusetts would be a HUGE blow to not only the Democrats, but to the White House. And that’s bad why??

IT’S NOT!

Some people just aren’t getting it. And quite frankly it is aggravating to me to see people talk about something they have absolutely no knowledge of whatsoever! Even funnier, apparently Scott Brown’s campaign was so strong that the DNC had to step in and back Martha Coakley. This is amazing to me, to see the DNC get so fired up about a SPECIAL ELECTION that they are going to spend MILLIONS of dollars to pretty much buy up all the ad space for Martha to win the election.

But is it really worth the millions of dollars for just the 2 year term that’s left in the empty senate seat?!

This makes me laugh because in the next six days, the DNC (Democratic National Committee) is going to spend about 4 to 5 MILLION dollars on Martha Coakley’s ad campaigns in hopes of winning that senate seat. 4 to 5 MILLION!!!!! ON ONE PERSON!!!!!

This proves TWO things.

1. The Democrats are scared of Scott Brown and they are afraid they will lose the house come the mid-term elections if a Republican wins office in the state of Massachusetts.

2. THE DEMOCRATS REALLY DON’T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING OR YOUR WELFARE! THEY WOULD RATHER SPEND MONEY TO BUY THEMSELVES A SEAT THEN PLAY THE GAME AND WIN IT THE RIGHT WAY!

And this isn’t the most shocking move from the DNC. They actually came out and said that they are blaming Martha for not having a strong enough had campaign against Scott Brown, but they didn’t think that the people of Massachusetts would even consider a Republican. Again, everyone assumed that Martha would just walk on to the job because she’s a Democrat.

We are in a recession right now and we could use millions of dollars to help boost the economy and regenerate income to the state. 90% of her campaigners were volunteers. They don’t get paid! Now the DNC has to come in and hire all of their cronies who make probably millions of dollars a year alone in salary to go and persuade people to vote. Or is it something deeper then that?

Persuade or bribe?

Over the past week there has been some issues regarding absentee ballots and whether or not they would get counted in time for the elected to take the oath of office right away. Martha seemed to put up a stink about this for some reason, and Scott Brown fired back at her saying that whoever is elected should be sworn in immediately. End of subject. She wanted more time for the absentee ballots to be counted in case of a loss.

Secretary of State William F. Galvin backed up her statement by basically telling her he could buy her some time if she did in fact lose.

Gavlin: Seating Mass Senate Winner Could Be Delayed

LOL at Barney Frank, because apprently the Democrats have no CLUE what is going on in their own party, let alone the state they are supposed to represent.

Barney Frank Flips Out On Reporter Who Asked About Delay Of Oath For Senate Seat Winner **AUDIO**

But why would the absentee ballots be so important if Martha lost?? Welllll… this is the shady part. If you were to go to your local town hall where you are registered and say “hey I am not going to be in town on Tuesday can I have an absentee ballot?” you would get one right away. They give you the forms to mail in and the special envelope to do so. As soon as you walk out of that town hall, what you do with that ballot is beyond anyone’s control. So really, if you wanted to, you could sell it and make some money!!

Here’s whats more screwed up.. If you took your absentee ballot and walked into down town Boston, eventually you will get approached by someone working for the DNC who is looking for those absentee ballots, and they will pay you a couple thousand dollars for it - because they are trying to BUY Martha Coakley that senate seat because she’s too stupid to win it herself! There are people out there right now who have gotten paid, and will get paid for their absentee ballots!! Bribery at its best!

WOW!!!! MASSACHUSETTS IS STARTING TO RESEMBLE CORRUPT CHICAGO!!!! AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT TYPE OF POLITICIANS COME FROM CHICAGO. (Blago, Obama)

The thing that I hate the most is that when the DNC took over Martha’s campaign, they started buying up all the ads left on TV to display NEGATIVE and FALSE information about Scott Brown. They called EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTS SCOTT BROWN A RADICAL RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY THEORISTS WHO SUPPORT THE TEA PARTY MOVEMENT.

Really?? Because it’s pretty clear that Scott Brown has a MAJOR DEMOCRATIC, INDEPENDENT following. Those people are “radical right wing CONSPIRACY THEORISTS who support the tea party”! Do the people not get that the DNC just pretty much categorized EVERYONE who supports Scott Brown negatively. Regular people. Hard working people… you, me, your neighbor, pretty much everyone is now a conspiracy theorist. Way to get your votes Martha!

And I love the dramatic satire in the Coakley ads. The music is so evil and scary when they portray Scott Brown, and then all of a sudden Martha’s face pops up on the screen and its marshmallows and rainbows.

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones and Martha is barking up the wrong tree when it comes to this. The DNC created an ad on Martha’s behalf stating that Scott Brown was against emergency contraceptives for rape victims. - THIS IS AN UNTRUE STATEMENT. Scott Brown has two daughters. Do you think for one second that if one of his daughter’s were raped and happened to become impregnated that he wouldn’t allow her an emergency contraceptive?? Guess again Martha, because you are wrong.

Brown’s Daughters Call For Coakley To Take Down Ad

And for Martha’s campaign to start the mudslinging on the “rape” issue, then they need to keep her past out of the mainstream media because she allowed a man who raped a 23 month old CHILD with a HOT CURLING IRON to WALK FREE!

And the best part? The DNC has made allegations that Scott Brown has intentions to steal from seniors by blocking the health care bill. Last time I checked, Martha was schmoozing with lobbyists in Washington while Scott was hitting the pavement and meeting real people who want real change.

But not only was Martha Schmoozing with lobbyists, one of her very own “union thugs” assaulted a man because he asked her a question about why she said that the terrorists have left Afghanistan!

Check this video out… all caught on tape! And listen to what she said about everyone who supports Scott Brown!

And if you thought that was bad? Well check this out… Remember ACORN? Well, the DNC has decided that they need ACORN’s help at the polls because Martha doesn’t have anyone volunteering to hold signs for her. What better way to get help then to bus people in from other states!! Good luck to Martha & her union thugs!

This special election is getting really ugly and the people of Massachusetts need to know that it is time for change in this state. If Martha does win this election, its because your tax money bought her that seat. And then she will become another incumbent politician that sits on her ass, collects $200 and passes go.

HEMIGIRL FOR SCOTT BROWN!

**Meet Martha Coakley- the woman of many smiles!**

Ahh so I am back at the political rants again. Everyone was telling me to cool it on the politics because not everyone wants to hear it and not everyone agree’s with my personal views. But of course, its MY blog, and its YOUR choice to read it or not, so I am back on the band wagon to talk about something that is very important to me and will ultimately be important to you and your family in the long run.

Now I am going to try with all my might to remove my political point of view from this blog and only give you the facts from each party. And when I am finished, hopefully I will have convinced everyone to pay attention to the government and what is going on. There are things that go on behind closed doors that we don’t know about, and most of the time if it is something that comes out in the media, it gets drown out by celebrity deaths and other stupid bullshit that really isn’t that important.

So, being a Massachusetts resident, I have to bring forth my effort to get everyone out of the house and vote on January 19th, 2010. Because your vote will be the vote that counts for the rest of the country come the mid-term elections for the congressional house. That is extremely important because it will determine how bad our economy really is and how much worse it can get in the future.

I normally would support anyone associated with law enforcement, as I myself am studying criminal justice now in my second semester of college with hopes of moving on to law school (another blog to be mentioned). But Martha Coaklely baffles me. Here is someone who is the Attorney General of the state of Massachusetts, who is running for the late Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat, and can’t even spell her own state correctly! And to top it off she has been serving in this state for almost 20 years now.

*Look at the bottom of the photo and see “MASSACHUSETTES”*

But how did this slip past her campaign? And why? Well, Martha Coakley thought that she was going to just be able to walk right into the job. She thought that she wouldn’t have to put up a fight because primarily, the state of “Massachusettes” is Democrat and we would never be a state to vote a Republican into office. Especially one that held Ted Kennedy so high on a pedestal. And that is definitely one thing that Martha Coakley has in common with good ol’ Ted, is that she too, like Ted, is an incumbent; someone who just keeps winning to maintain their seat. Currently Martha Coakley is an incumbent Attorney General as she has succeeded to hold her seat in office for the past 3 years. Ted Kennedy held his seat for almost eternity. Personally, I think there should be a law on that stopping people from becoming incumbent, because when you have an incumbent in office, nothing changes, and without change, you can’t improve you can only improvise.

So here is what the average Massachusetts resident doesn’t really know. (And shame on any media outlet to bring these issues into light because here its “taboo” because we are all Democrats) Whenever there is elections and there are certain media stations that cover them, they always try and persuade you to vote on way or the other by using negative ad campaigns and personal attacks against the person they want to lose. Why? Because they are being paid to do it. Its called buying up all the ads so your opponent can’t compete against you and their campaign efforts will essential fail. Sort of like what happened with Obama and Oprah. Oprah is responsible for Obama’s election, by the power of the media.

Because we are known as the “screaming liberals” of the nation, we would never come out and say something negative about our beloved Ted Kennedy, and we would never say anything to upset the sacred family. So if the Democrats are so close together and tightly knit, they why is it that only this week Martha was endorsed by one of the Kennedy’s? Why wasn’t she endorsed by one of the Kennedy’s earlier???

This is why:

Looks like a regular ads? Right? WRONG. It seems as though Martha had been sitting patiently waiting for Ted Kennedy to die, so that she can run for his seat! Because this video was filmed before he died!! Most notable proof of that is look out the window behind her. The trees had green leaves on them. Ted Kennedy died in August 26th 2009. Right about the time that the leaves were starting to change color around here. Which means that she either made this video almost on the same day as his death or before he actually died.

Even more evidence, she’s been campaigning for Teddy’s seat and the Kennedy’s refused to acknowledge her until people started to discuss the time frame at which this video was actually produced, therefore Ted’s late wife stepped up to the plate to let her husbands name rest in peace, and she publicly endorsed Martha “Coax’ley”.

But its even deeper then that. It seems as though Martha had been eyeing Ted Kennedy’s senate seat for quite some time. Because she signed up on YouTube as a member back in 2006 and posted all of 3 videos. After that, her page remained blank until about October, a little over a month after Kennedy’s death. Which almost undoubtedly seems as though her ad campaign video was created before he passed away. That’s pretty much a snot nosed move.

On another note, with Martha Coakley being the Attorney General for the state of Massachusetts, this means that she is the “boss” so to speak for all of law enforcement.

Most of you know that I am proud supporter of law enforcement and have the utmost respect for them and never would I bash any one of them, unless they have committed a hanus crime that should be punished to the full extent of the law, police officer or not. Back in 2005, Martha Coakley was the district attorney for Middlesex County and won grand jury inditements involving a police officer who raped his 23 month old niece with a hot curling iron. She charged him with rape and assault and battery and served no time for his punishment, and that he was released on his on recognizance. Nearly two years later, the successor to her seat as district attorney won a second case against the police officer and charged him to the fullest extent of the law giving him 2 life term sentences. Because Martha had such a tie to law enforcement, she seemed to be lax when it came to this trial because essentially, he was a police officer, therefore, he worked for her.

For more info see “Coakley Lax on Rape Case Against Police Officer”

LOL @ her “Real accountability” her “helping children and families in need” and her “PUTTING SEX OFFENDERS BEHIND BARS” - apparently she skipped over her own ideal’s when representing a rape victim who happened to be a CHILD! Boy I am sure that the family of the child who was raped had justice served to them on a silver platter.

Even funnier, she talks about “shutting down scammers who rip off seniors” and “corporate greed”.

So, Martha, while your opponent Scott Brown was shaking hands with fellow Massachusetts residents, you were in Washington D.C - COLLECTING MONEY FROM LOBBYISTS WHO RIP OF SENIORS FOR THEIR HEALTH CARE BILL!!!

Actions speak louder then words, and this is another incumbent politician that need to hold an incumbent seat in her own house at home, and not representing the state at which she’s worked for for the past 20 years at which she can not spell. She rushed through this ad campaign because she was so full of herself she thought for sure that Ted Kennedy’s seat had her name on it.

Once she saw Scott Brown and his massive ad campaigns and money being raised from DEMOCRATIC CITIZENS of Massachusetts, she panicked and threw a bunch of ads together to catch up to him and try and win this race.

Now lets introduce you to Scott Brown. Some of you may know him as American Idol contestant’s father Ayla Brown. He served in the military and is a family man.

Check out this video on his debate with Coakley… “Its not the the Kennedy’s seat, and its not the Democrats seat, it’s the people’s seat”

Now check out his ad campaign. He drives an AMERICAN MADE truck, supports OUR economy, and truly feels that he can bring new life to what is a country that is being broken up and falling apart by a lack of leadership because of incumbent politicians.

And check out this one to Martha’s attack ad’s against him, in which one of them she spells her own state wrong. Does he attack her back and make her look just as bad? Nope, he took the higher road and had the strength to keep the focus on US - the people.

I think that Massachusetts is ready for change and we need to get out there and vote! Because one day, this will effect the entire country!

SO MY PICK IS VOTE SCOTT BROWN!! I mean hey, he’s Doug Floutie’s choice too!

http://www.brownforussenate.com/senator-brown

My favorite thing about this guy is he is a regular “Joe”. He doesn’t live in a fancy mansion like the rest of these politicians with a silver spoon lodged in their ass. He filmed these ad’s in his own kitchen, I mean look at it! I think most people can relate to this man and we need to give him a chance to change the way things are going.

After all, at least I know that nude modeling doesn’t matter when you want to have a background in politics =) Looks like my future looks oh so bright! HA HA

Oh and just for a laugh. When Coax’ley started her campaign in October, she must have been oblivious to the fact that the most of October was the deadliest month in Afghanistan for American troops, because last night she stated that “the terrorists have left Afghanistan”

There is no doubt in my mind that as we get older, the years get shorter. But man!! Time sure flies by when you are having fun, and that I definitely did in 2009!

To on a recap, to sum up 2009… it was probably the most eventful year of my career, and the best one at that! I have done more this past year then I have in the full 7 years that I have been modeling! And it feels awesome to say that I have reached a milestone in my career.

In 2009, I started my year off with a Royal Caribbean Cruise to the Eastern Caribbean. I visited Puerto Rico, St. Maarten, St. Thomas, and Haiti - ironically today they were hit with an earthquake - which sort of was a blessing in disguise for them if you will, because they were dirt poor to begin with. They definitely needed help and now they will get it! That was a sad place to visit, definitely reality check for me. I sort of felt like an asshole getting off of this big giant luxurious ship and stepping out on to this run down piece of land fenced off and guarded with men holding AK-47s and behind them, starving children. Makes you really think about what you have and what you take for granted.

I got back to my reality 9 days later and went back to the daily grind again, awaiting my next vacation - the Dominican Republic!

February flew by fast and March came around and there I found myself standing at the edge of a mountain on Dominican Republic’s north coast at private villa, (Villa Castellamonte) with the owner, who would soon turn out to become a great friend and a trip with an amazingly cultural experience. I had gone down to DR on a trip with models and photographers to participate in a “Patriot Girls” photo shoot; an organization created to benefit the troops, veterans, and wounded warriors, later to be expanded to benefit fall police & fire and their families. The trip in and of itself should have been a reality TV show. The shit that went on down there was definitely insane, and insane is an understatement! Between love, hate, fights, cattiness, bickering and even a death, it seemed to be the most out of control vacation I had ever been on, yet it will be the most memorable one that I have ever participated in.

While I was down in the Dominican Republic, I had heard that back at home, a friend of mine passed away - Charles “Mask” Lewis of TapouT - the reality TV show that I starred on back the year before. **I will reference what happened while I was there in another blog, see “Messages From Above”**

After another long trip out of the country, I came back to reality, April flew by and an opportunity was presented to me that I grabbed right away. I thought it was something cool at the time, and it only landed me in some hot water and a whole lot of drama! And THAT was the Lingerie Football League. It was fun at the time, for the first month or so that I was involved… and then I started to see that things weren’t working out for me and after all the press I got, I decided to quit in June…They had moved New England’s team and created a NYC team and asked me to make the switch and I couldn’t support myself on my own dime and after several trips to NYC, I just threw in my towel and said “hey this is not for me”. I don’t have any hard feelings for anyone in the league who plays, I just have issues with the way it was run. It was an amazing idea if it had been executed properly. But that’s just my opinion. But hey, thanks for the PR that I got… my face went all over the world!

About a month after that things got really hot. The internet was buzzing about me, and my name started showing up on sports blogs and newspapers all over the world. I closed one door only to have another door opened, and that door was the best door I have ever walked through in my life!!!!!! And the coolest at that! I will never forget that day!

It was a hot summer morning in July about 7am. I sleep with my phone under my pillow so my pillow began buzzing and buzzing and it wouldn’t stop, so I answered it. It was my sister. Usually when I talk to my older sister she’s screaming at me about something so at this point I was pretty pissed off thinking that I was about to get myself into some deep shit over something stupid that I had probably said months earlier. Sisterly love, ya know?

Well… to my surprise she couldn’t even get the sentence out of her mouth and just said “call my husband”. I thought “um why??? what did I do now?!” So I called him… and he said “Did you check your email??” and I said “No dude i’m sleepin’ why do I need to check my email” and he said “Get up right now and check your email. So now I was like “OHH THIS BETTER BE GOOD.”

Ha - I opened my email and I started screaming at him thinking he was playing a joke on me and woke me up for no reason…. and then I scrolled down. The shock set in for a second… “Am I really looking at this right now??? Is this real??”

I was looking at an email forwarded to me from my brother-in-law that he received from the producers over at Howard TV (Howard Stern). Evidently my brother-in-law nominated me to be the next “Miss Howard TV” back in the beginning of the year and it just so happened that everything was timed perfectly and so I returned that email right away. Within 20 minutes I got that call back and I was headed down to NYC the next day to meet the producers of Howard Stern. That was the cream of the crop for me.

So the next day I went down to NYC with my brother-in-law to meet with the producers and was given the OK to be the next “Miss Howard TV” for the month of August and I was set to go into the studio to do a live interview with Howard on the morning show live from the Sirius building that following Monday. I was SO excited. Ironically something else fell into place. I ended up getting two birds with one stone that day. I ended up shooting with Playboy for the Cyber Club and made NYC’s Top Ten for Playboy Cyber club!!!!

Everything was just starting to become amazing for me. I had gone home, told everyone I was going on Howard Stern and felt like I was on top of my game. Soon I became part of the “Howard family” and I ended up landing a pretty sweet co-hosting gig with my fav Ronnie (Howard’s limo driver) talking about cars! So the next few months I went back and forth to NYC to do a live broadcast on Sirius.

I had reached a milestone in my career. And damn it felt good!

September came rolling around and I released my self produced 2010 HemiGirls calendar & DVD which became a smash hit right away! I raised hundreds of dollars for a local children’s foundation.

But the calendar wasn’t Septembers only excitement…

I went back to school for the first time since I graduated high school. I thought I’d never say this but I loved every minute of it and I am getting ready for the spring semester in a couple of weeks. I am studying criminal justice in hopes of continuing on to law school. But we will see how it all goes. Right now I am just exploring.

October was awesome, it was NYC every couple of weeks, and the most exciting thing of all, I got to go to California with my two besties Kristen & Tony, and I hosted a party for MOPAR Collectors Guide at the legendary Playboy Mansion in Hollywood CA! And not only did I host the party, but I am also to be on one of the up and coming magazine covers for MCG Publishing, which should be out in a couple of months or so!!

- Yep, I got my first magazine cover!

I have been in several magazines and on the cover of calendars and such but never on the cover of a national magazine. So I can’t WAIT for it to come out!!

November was back to business… the holidays were coming, I was rushing around trying to get stuff in order and still traveling to NYC for broadcasts… doing night club appearances and hosting parties. Life was crazy!!

I probably threw up about 134 times throughout the entire year lol that might equal to several bottles of Patron! Thats my drink! lol

December was rough month. It was all down to business… until Cincinnati lol. Kristen got booked in Cincinnati to DJ at a club called “The Rabbit Hole” and it was like the movie “The Hangover” lmao it was an AWESOME time!! We had flown out just minutes before a blizzard hit Boston dumping 2 feet of snow all over New England, and by the time we landed in Cincy, Boston had already gotten 4 inches of snow! By that night, they had a foot almost. It snowed and snowed back at home til 2pm the next day, and by the time we landed back home, the storm had tapered off and we missed the entire thing!!!! It was CRAZY!

We will be laughing about that trip for a long time!

Then Christmas came…..ohhhhh do I really hate Christmas. I just hate the idea of having to buy people shit for one day because some idiot wanted to say it’s Jesus’s Birthday. Sorry but according to astronomers, the location of the north star at the time of his birth would have indicated that it was some time in July. (But that’s another blog for another time).

So Christmas came and went, I grinched my way through it, and held on to New Years awaiting what 2010 would bring me. And like the year before that for the past 4 years, I worked right on into the new year, just as I always do…. and now I am another year older. Oy vey!

So thats pretty much my 2009 in a nutshell… filled with crazy insane moments that will be remembered for the decade. I just can’t WAIT to see what 2010 is going to bring….

And so far, I am starting off right, because on January 23rd, Kristen & I are teaming up to open up a brand new experience in Foxboro MA, and then I am going on another Royal Caribbean Cruise =)

2010 is already cookin!

Usually I am very open about my life. I am always on the internet posting things, keeping everyone up to date on my life by the minute. I am a very outgoing type of person. I like to have fun with this sort of thing. There’s not too many things that I do keep off the internet but there is one thing that I have kept to myself and it has been the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do. And I did it because not only did it take some time to deal with, but it took some time to get over the embarrassment of the situation.

I feel now that I have to share this very sad testament to my life with everyone so that you can see that even I am not perfect, and I do not lead a life of happiness and joy like most people think I do. In fact, I carry this sorrow with me every single day of my life and tonight it is crutial that I do this not only for me but for a soul that was lost exactly one year ago today.

So let’s turn back time for a minute and go backwards one year ago… December 3rd 2008. I was in Boston downtown at my agents office and I was getting ready to set up my portfolio book for an audition that I had the next day. It was a really cold night, about 5:30pm, the sun was setting off in the distance of a crowded Newbury street. I had my book in one hand and my cell phone in the other. My jacket was buttoned up to my neck; I could see the air that I breathed as I walked down the street to my car. As I walked past people cheerfully smiling, Christmas lights lining the streets, suddenly I felt something was not right. Everything was too perfect. And in that instant, my phone rang. It was a number that I was unfamiliar with. I answered it. It was my cousin, he said “come home quick you need to be here right away” I said “well where are you?” and he said “I’m at the hospital just come quick”.

At that moment I knew that something was wrong, but not only was it wrong but it was bad. I felt like someone crushed my lungs as I tried to comprehend why I had gotten this phone call and who was at the hospital. I hesitated for a minute and then I asked him “what happened?” and he said “You haven’t heard??” Of course I haven’t heard so I screamed “No just tell me!” and what came out of his mouth I will never forget. This moment will live with me forever.

My uncle Nelson was a pretty cool guy. Somewhat of a scatter brain. He liked to play video games, walk around, make fun of people to try and make others laugh. He was a regular joe so to speak. Just an average guy trying to get by in life. He didn’t really care where he was going and didn’t really care about what he looked like other then his smile. He had a great smile, but he hated his teeth. They were a little bit crooked and he never smiled because he felt people would laugh at him. But that’s just the outside of my uncle Nelson.

Nelson and I go way back. When I was about 13 I used to cut his hair for him. I remember I was cutting his hair and I accidently cut his ear and he walked all the way home with a bloody ear! And then there was a time that I was cleaning the pool in my back yard; mid October, cold chilly day, I was about to winterize it. He walked up to the edge of the pool and he leaned over and said “what are you doing? It’s fucking freezing out!” and I replied “I’m cleanin the pool gettin the leaves out because we have to close it up”. So he leaned over to look at the leaves that I was talking about and he said “Hey don’t get me wet!”…. well… Nelson leaned a little bit too far and the entire side of the pool caved in and he fell into the pool head first, sneakers in the air, jeans and all. I never laughed so much in my life. When he popped up from under the water he said “See, I told you not to get me wet!!” My dad witnessed the whole thing and was in tears laughing over his kid brother who just fell into a pool that was about 40*. And then there was the time that he taught me how to drive a car. I was about 14. I had no business being behind the wheel lol. He let me drive my mothers Winstar down the street and around the corner and I smashed into the side of the curb and wrecked a rim. He lied for me and told my mother that he did it by accident!

Another side of Nelson was that he loved music. He loved Iron Maiden. That was his favorite band of all time. None of my family members ever bought him anything because they sort of thought that he was an outcast because he never attended family functions. I remember one year I worked my ass off just to buy him a Christmas present. I bought him an Iron Maiden T-shirt. And he cried. I always asked him when he was going to wear it because he never took it out of the plastic. And he would always say “I will wear it on a special day, the day that you get married”. I thought that was really cool! ((Ha IF I ever get married!!))

Nelson and I were very very close. We were not only family but we were friends. He was my favorite uncle out of all of them because there was just a connection that we shared that was a little bit different. He was very open minded and very accepting of the things that my parents weren’t and he gave me a lot of advice on how to deal with my parents. Some of it was good some of it was bad but it was still worth trying.

But then there is always a side to people that they keep to themselves, a side that no one really knows, and no one gets to see. The only ones who get to see that side are the ones who care the most. My beloved uncle Nelson unfortunately was a lost soul. He was the loneliest person on earth that I knew of and it only grew worse after my vavoa (Nelson’s mother) had passed away. She passed away December 3rd 2007. Nelson and my vavoa still lived together. She had Alzheimer’s disease and sometimes she would get lost and forget where she lived and he would always be the one to find her. He stayed with her and took care of her and looked after her for the most part. When she passed away, a part of him died with her. He became the saddest person, walking back and forth miles a day visiting her at the cemetery and writing poetry about how he wanted to be with her and how he missed her so so much. It was the saddest thing to see him be so unhappy with life that he just didn’t give a shit about anyone or anything, he just desperately wanted to be reunited with his mother, wherever she was.

On the same day that his mom had passed away, but just one year later, my uncle Nelson committed suicide. No one knows my pain over losing him. I think of him every single day of my life since the moment I got that phone call. As bad as this sounds, it is even worse for me because of the way that he died. He wanted to go out in the best way that he thought possible and the only way for him to do that was to ravish his body with every street drug known to man. He snorted cocaine, line after line, he smoked crack, he rolled a joint and smoked that too. But the heroin is what did him in. He injected himself with an entire syringe of heroin and decided that he wanted to die on the same day that his mom had died. And the happiest way to do that was to go out with a bang. And that he did. The police found him face down in the streets of Fall River and they worked on him for 3 hours before they could revive him. They eventually did revive him and he was on a ventelator for about 4 hours. When I arrived at the hospital, I walked into the room and I saw my uncle, my best friend, my buddy, someone I loved laying on that bed with a machine controlling his bodily functions I thought “Nelson what did you do!”

I walked up to him and I stood next to his bedside and I held his hand. I asked everyone to give me a moment with him. I stood there and I told him that I was here for him and that I was with him. And that I was mad at him for what he did but I still loved him. I know to this day that he waited for me and that was his one dying wish; to be able to say goodbye to me.

20 minutes after I left, Nelson passed away on December 4th, 2008 @ 1:15am. I never told anyone what he did and how he did it because I was too embarrassed about his usage of drugs that I felt that I needed to keep that private and live with it.

My family sort of kept me away from most of the details that went on surrounding his death at which I thought was very strange. Come to find out that Nelson had a note in his pocket when he did all those drugs and made it clear that he had the intention to die that day. But he left something in his wallet that his sisters kept from me because they unfortunately do not like me. In his wallet was every single picture of me that I had ever given him from the time that I was 5 years old all the way up until my senior prom of high school. He kept all of those photos. What pissed off most of the family was that he has almost 10 nieces and nephews and not one of their photos was in his wallet. Only mine.

A couple days after his death during the preparations for his funeral, it was known that he left $900 in his wallet with a note explaining that the money was left to pay for his funeral because he did not want to burden anyone with his life as it was meaningless to him. And he felt that it was meaningless to us too. But not to me.

While everyone was at the funeral home, I went into Nelson’s bedroom and I started going through some of his belongings and I found something that broke my heart. He had made a collage of me, he had almost every class photo that I had taken over the years up until my high school graduation, even my first boyfriend. Behind the collage was a note. He loved writing songs and poetry. And in that note, according to him, I was the closest person that he had aside from his mom.

Today has been one year since Nelson has been dead. I visit his grave very often and I play Iron Maiden into the ground for him to hear it because I know that somewhere, where ever he is, he can hear it and he knows I am there. So RIP Nelson Lionel Albernaz; he was just 38 years old.

So Nelson, where ever you are, I love you and I always will and I pray that your soul will find its way home.

God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world
as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that He will make all things right
if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
and supremely happy with Him
Forever in the next.
Amen.

It’s getting closer to the new year and with that in mind, I wanted to give you a quick update on the progress of the 2010 HemiGirls Calendar & DVD!! Things have been going GREAT! We picked up distribution at Newbury Comics throughout New England! They can be found at the following store locations:

Nashua, NH
Dartmouth, MA
Norwood, MA
Lebanon, NH
Providence, RI *Providence Place Mall*
Amherst, MA

We would like to welcome our official sponsors for the 2010 HemiGirls Calendar! This year we have a full line of awesome services and products brought to you by the HemiGirls of 2010! Each month is brought to you by an official sponsor! As the months progress, we will introduce the sponsors of each month, and what they have to offer!

As of right now, our official sponsors are listed below:

January - Travel Models & Bottles - www.TMBGLOBAL.com
February - Naked Media Group - www.ClubNakedBoston.com
March - RedLine Technik - www.RedLineTechnik.com
April - Force Fuel - www.UsingTheForce.com
May - Next Gen Motorsports - www.NextGenMotorsports.net
June - Bramwell - www.BramwellFitness.com
July - Just For Jeeps - www.JustForJeeps.com
August - Central Auto Group - www.Central.us
September - J.Allen Match Making - www.JAllenMatch.com
October - Brett Bash Designs - www.BrettBash.com
November - Ernie & The Automatics - www.ErnieAndTheAutomatics.com
December - Villa Castellamonte - www.VillaCastellamonte.com

We would like to thank all of our sponsors for making this calendar a success and we look forward to sharing their services with you all year long! So be sure to check back often for info and great deals!

This year, the proceeds from the sales of the 2010 HemiGirls calendar are benefiting a local charity. Our goal is to raise money to help those in need. Help join me and the HemiGirls raise money for the Christopher Catanese Childrens Foundation.

The Christopher Catanese Children’s Foundation is a nonprofit, tax exempt 501(c)(3) organization which was established by Peter and MaryAnn and their son, Peter in 2004 after the death of their son and brother Christopher. The mission of the Foundation is to allow as many children as possible to experience the joy of Christopher’s life by reaching out to children in need. Proceeds from this event will help children in the community. Please visit our website to learn more about the impact of your donation to the Christopher Catanese Children’s Foundation.

Established in 2005, the purpose of the Christopher Catanese Children’s Foundation is to financially assist families in meeting the needs of their children in various ways. The foundation will assist the educational development of a child by providing scholarships; the medical development of a child by financially assisting with medical treatments; the well being of a child by assisting the family with resources that may allow them participate in extra-curricular activities such as sports, summer camps, etc. The foundation may assist directly to individual families or on a broader view by donating resources to other organizations that assist in the development of all children.

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Love,
Hemi

Hi guys,

I know, I know! It’s been a while! Sorry I have fallen behind with the blogging, I have been inundated with work and projects that I have lacked the time to sit down and write. But I carved out a little bit of time to sit back relax and say hello to everyone! I will be updating my website with more up to date content soon, and I will also be brining you the latest news on what is going on over in my corner of the world. Lots of good stuff and fun stuff so stay tuned!!

And for those of you who enjoy my political rants, I will bring everyone up to speed on that soon!

Love
Hemi