What does Brett Farve and Kim Kardashian have in common?
Apparently, it’s me…
Trust me I laughed at this as much as you just did! Sometimes things turn out good by chance, and other times it’s just meant to be. I am a firm believer that everything happens for a reason. Never did I expect to wake up this morning, go about my daily business and then have a full voicemail box by 4:30pm.
But not only was my voicemail box full, I had 74 unanswered text messages (and still counting), and under special circumstances, my website today had 26,532 hits from google searches within a 6 hour time frame. KICK ASS FOR ME!!!
Well, as all of you know, I wrote my letter of resignation to the LFL last week. It was a sincere and respectful thing to do as I accumulated a fan base during this short stint and I felt that you guys as fans needed to know why I wasn’t going to be playing a game in the LFL. I guess somewhere along the line (within the same week) the incredibly sexy (but not hotter then Drew Bledsoe) Brett Farve got into a beef with himself yet again. According to the media and sports blogs, Brett was supposed to play for the Vikings, but is once again in a heart wrenching quest for retirement. I always liked Brett Farve, although I wasn’t a fan when he led the Packer’s to a Super Bowl victory over my beloved New England team. Ahh those were the days that I pretended to be sick from school because I didn’t want to face the shame or misery of being a fan of the losing team, you know, denial. But even as a 10 year old I knew New England was my number 1, regardless of a win or a loss.
And so the Farve saga continues… It just so happened that because of Brett’s actions and my letter of resignation, we are now being compared to one another… According to BustedCoverage.com, I pulled a Farve!! AHAHAHAHA THAT’S GREAT! While their story is a little bit backwards as far as the order of events go, it’s all well and good in my eyes, as they are now fans of my self branded empire and even complimented my political rants! (Which I was surprised that people even read). I must be doing something right to be dubbed a “PR Machine”! So tops off to you Busted Coverage! (oYo)
By the way, that’s an owl you perv!
As far as their story being a little bit backwards with the chain of events, it goes like this : The photoshoot came before New England folded as well as the promotion on Fox News. We folded a few weeks after that. I was a co-captain of the Euphoria when it existed. When it folded, they asked me as well as the rest of the team if we wanted to re-tryout for the NY team. They told me that they felt I was a good asset to the league and wanted to offer me a leadership spot with the Majesty, giving me number 11 (seen in my facebook album and in several media outlets) for my love of Drew Bledsoe = in my eyes, the same spot I was granted up here. But as you can see things really didn’t work out for me as far as the logistics of it and so now, Krystal Gray is their QB - or at least I think she already was I just didn’t find out until I got there..
So anyway, what’s all this have to do with Kim Kardashian?
Welllll…. according to ANOTHER sports blog, SportsByBrooks, my morale has become a very respected thing in the sports world as I am not the “fair weather fan” who went and changed my true colors because I was supposed to play in a rival city. I stuck to my heart and went balls to the wall - No New York for me in the fall!
And while Brett & I seemed to have “retired” in the same week, I guess there’s still room for Kim Kardashian….
Tough luck for the New York Majesty. Maybe they can get Kim Kardashianunder center instead. Just check out her mad bikini football skillz:
Of course Teixeira probably doesn’t realize it now, but resigning rather than play in New York is going to make her a hero in the Boston area.
Wicked cool guy wicked cool lol.
Only thing here is that no one ever officially said that I was the starting QB - and that in and of itself has created a Facebook war between the Majesty QB Krystal & myself, in which she claims that I can not throw a ball and that I am out of shape. Miss hypocrit who seems to get a lot of negative posts from New England fans counter reacts to them by stating “don’t put negative things on my page if you don’t have something nice to say keep it to yourself” Yup ok, and calling out a former LFL player and saying they can’t throw isn’t negative, and the word hypocrite doesn’t exist.
And I am sure that one blogger out there will find that public rant and blog about it.. and because its on a public forum, so game on to them bloggers have your fun with it.
So there you have it. I wrote a letter, publicaly posted it in a respectful manner and I get shit on for doing it. I didn’t say anything negative about the LFL in it and because the bloggers scrutinized the whole idea of the LFL in and of itself, I am not allowed to post it? After all, I am the one who’s getting the positive press, and I am entitled to post it to my blog. Like I said, it’s MY BLOG!
And for my next blog, I will prove that I CAN throw a football!
And so the true rival between New York and New England lives on!!
Thank you BustedCoverage.com & SportsByBrooks for blogging of me today and supporting my morale.
Love but no lingerie,
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