My brain works in over drive. Every second of every minute my mind is like watching a trippy screen saver in HD.
I have ADHD, or as my closest friends like to put it, “Anthony Deluca in High Def”. (Yea Tony is definitely the meaning of ADHD in fact, I think he was the one who started it! I love ya Tony!)
So I’m writing you all a blog to catch you up to speed on everything, well ALMOST everything thats been going on in my life because I haven’t had much time to myself to share anything with you. I’ve been working a lot. A WHOLE LOT! I got a new job. It’s interesting, kinda boring at times, but it’s cool because it connects me to the entire world in 60 seconds. One minute I’m talking to someone in Tokyo, another minute England… It’s sort of adding some cultural spice to my life, different accents, interacting with people in different countries. It’s cool. Pays well too. So I like it. I just don’t care for the hours. It’s a lot of hours at a time….
Oh but yes I still work for Chrysler as well… and I am still the HemiGirl.. I just needed another job to save up for something BIG coming up, and pay down some of those credit cards I seemed to bury myself in.
So anyway, for those of you who are confused, YES I did dye my hair brown. Why? I dunno? Impulse I guess?? Maybe it was a cleansing… I just learned that when people get rid of friends or boyfriends they tend to cut their hair change the color of it or pull a Britney…. so I guess my only option was to change the color hahahaha right? I guess…
But really, I felt that my portfolio needed a little more kick to it, and since I am in the real working world, I felt that I needed a look less stripper esq. Everyone looks at blondes and assumes strippers…. But I DO LOVE being a blonde. And I am sure I will be back to blonde one day. But for now, I am going the conservative sexy route. My bombshell days are over for now.
In the mean time, I’ve started a couple new projects, some of with you will be seeing soon! (yay) and I will be updating some stuff all the way around to bring you more of me. This year is almost half way over and I need to kick it up a notch with my career.
Aside from modeling and working, I have school… I loved that I went back to school. I am majoring in criminal justice and right now I am in the middle of it all, unsure if I’m going to the right side, or the dark side…. I do want to be a lawyer, my mother always told me I would make a great lawyer because all I do is argue. Isn’t that the truth! I like MOST of my classes, except for one. But that’s a whole later discussion.
So moving forward to a couple of weeks ago, before we got blasted with 10 feet of rain and we were building Noah’s arch number 2.. I had called Verizon to come and install a telephone line and another internet line in my house so that I can have a business line etc etc… they scheduled me… then the first rain came… and I got rescheduled…. and the second rain came…. and I got rescheduled… and so finally a guy shows up this morning…
He’s got me all hooked up and ready to go tells me that it works leaves a blue card on my desk and is out the door. I move all of my computer shit over to the new work area and low and behold…. the new jack doesn’t work. “What the fuck”. So now I am aggravated so typical that this happens to me. Meanwhile the guy that installed the jack was kinda cute, so I didn’t really care what he was doing in the house but I did get to finding out that there is Fios hooked up at the bottom of my pole…..
And that’s when it happened……
My brain went into over-drive!
And it literally in my head sounded something like this “Fios?? Wait, thats Fios? This stupid Goddamn town I hate this stupid rich little town always fighting with the people snooty bastards make us pay up the ass in taxes and can’t even negotiate a rate to get Fios in here because they want a cut? Thats SO bullshit. That Fios is on MY pole and its in MY yard and its on MY property line….. silence ….. waaaaaaait a second, does that mean that I can file a lawsuit against the town on my behalf because they have placed Fios on MY pole in MY yard and the town wont let Verizon turn it on because THEY haven’t reached an agreement yet?????? Will that work??? Can I do that??? Damn that’s a good idea I wonder if there’s a law for that. I wonder if I can really go after them. I’m sure I can there has to be a way because I’m entitled to it now that its on my pole…. yea….. yea… I’m gonna go on and write a blog about this and see what everyone else thinks!!!!”
LMAO and there you have it… within ONE minute, that’s what went through my head……
So yea…. what’s everyone’s thoughts on this?? Will I make a good lawyer lol and you think I can get Fios that way????
ps- Thank you Tony for telling me that It’s Noah’s Ark and not Noah’s “Arch”
LMFAO I SHOULD HAVE STAYED BLONDE!
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